yo mama is so poor that on halloween her trick was the treat.
yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of 'BVD's and by the time she got it on, it spelled 'BOULEVARD'. Yo' Mama is so ugly,.
your momma so fat she opened the frige and it said i give up
Your mama is so slutty: She could suck-start a Harley! She has "TROJAN" written on her gumline! She was on the front of a wheaties box with her legs spread and at the bottom it said, "Breakfast of the champions!"
Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Ya mama's so fat she turns around once an the whole days gone by!!!!!!
Editor's Note: We get so many yo momma jokes that I decided to group them. Keep checking back, this is likely to grow----yo mama is so fat she said she wanted a water bed so she put a big blanket around the Pacifc ocean.yo mama...
1) ya mamma said she love me 2)ya mamma is gay big guy ye how bout that
Yo mama so fat that when she volunteered to clean the cages at the zoo, people walked by and they said, "Look at the big hippo!"
Yo mamma is soooooooooo fat she got more chins than the Chinease!!