Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,"' asked...
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Why is it good that we now have female astronauts? When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions. Submitted by Glaci Edited by.
One day a certain lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit. However, when she looked into.
On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have."
Fun Things To During A Driving Test 1. Turn the radio on. When the examiner goes to turn it off slap his/her hand. 2. Rev the car really high, turn.
During World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading towards the ship and a hit seemed inevitable. So the captain told the navigator.
Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch. Bill orders and the cashier gives him his meal. Ned goes up to order and the cashier greets him with "Hello Ned! How are you? Hey everybody! Ned's here!" Everybody in...
A young, lonely guy driving across the country decided to pick up a stunning, blonde hitchhiker. A few miles into the trek, the blonde started coming onto him, so needless.
Sign on an "old" car's bumper... "This car is constipated, can't pass a thing!"
Two vultures boarded a plane. Each carried two dead raccoons. The stewardess stopped them and said, "Sorry, only one carrion per passenger." Submitted by Curtis Edited by BreeBrown