There was a religious woman who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Flying made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her..
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens.
"What happened?" asked the hospital visitor to the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed. "Well, I went down to Alton towers and decided to take a ride on the.
A man who had spent his whole life in the desert was visiting a friend. To get to his friend's house, he needed to cross the train tracks. He'd never.
One day a farmer had to fly on a plane to go to a funeral. When he was seated, he could see out the window a red fuel truck driving.
A group of American tourists were on a guided tour through an ancient castle in Europe. "Ladies and gentlemen," the guide said, "this castle is over 700 years old. Nothing.
