An 83 year old Army Veteran arrived in Paris by plane. As he was fumbling in his bag for his passport, a stern French customs agent asked if he had been to France before. He admitted that he had indeed been here previously. The lady...
travel / vacation
After a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: "Ladies and Gentleman, this is your Captain. Welcome to flight 293 non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto.
A Marine boarded a train on his way home from deployment. The train was quite crowded, and the Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to.
A married couple is travelling by car to visit family. After almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to take a room. But, they only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road....
An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next.
Starting the car for the long trip back into the city, Tom and Bill said their final goodbyes to their good friend, David. "Thanks for puttin' us up for the.
At 8 p.m. one night, a pilot who had run out of fuel made an emergency landing at a top-secret government base. He was quickly surrounded by security and taken inside to be interrogated. The interrogation was grueling because they wanted to make sure it...
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining. The bus seats are uncomfortable. The food is terrible. It's.
Long ago lived a seaman named Captain Bravo. He was a manly man who showed no fear in facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the seven seas, a look-out.
A tramp knocked on the door of the inn known as St. George and the Dragon. The landlady answered the door. The tramp said, "Kind lady, could you give a poor man something to eat?" "No,' said the woman slamming the door in his face....