An obviously distraught guy walks into a crowded bar, waves his gun and yells, "I have a .45 Colt Auto with eight rounds in the clip and one in the chamber.
A woman on her death bed asks her husband to rush home and get a wooden box out from under their bed. The man returns home, gets the box out.
A fire chief had just gotten married and on his honeymoon he informed his new wife that their house was going to be run like a firehouse. He said that.
A couple gets a divorce, after three years of marriage. The woman decides to date other men. She goes out and dates several men, but is unable to find one.
A tourist and his trail guide were walking along a path when all of a sudden the guide runs up the hillside to a cave, yells "Wooo wooo," listens for.
There were these three girls who were getting married and they all met at the family planning office to discuss the options of having or not having a baby right.
