Three guys are walking down the beach when they see this beautiful woman laying naked on the beach. Well the first guy goes over to her and starts making love to her, when she says What will we name the child? Well the guy freaks...
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This guy is setting at a bar, and he's had a lot to drink that night; he asks the bartender for another drink, but the bartender says no. The guy.
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual.
Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you...
There were three guys that were golfing. Right away one of them ran to the bathroom. So, the other two started talking about how proud they are of their sons..
What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me I am going in.
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment where he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds...
Q. Do you know what the square root of 69 is? A. Ate something.
Q. What did the woman say to her swimming instructor? A. "Will I really drown if you take your finger out?"
Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight Look how many calories you can burn: TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES With her agreement - 12 cal Without her agreement - 187 cal TAKING OFF THE BRA With both hands - 8 cal With...