A man rented an apartment and went to the lobby to put his name on the mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of an apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. He smiled at her and she struck up a conversation....
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Two gay guys, Larry and Casey, lived together.One day, it was really hot and Larry came home and found Casey with his ass in the freezer.Larry exclaimed,"Casey, what the hell.
Joe woke up one morning and looked for his wife, but his wife wasn't here. She had awakened and was preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Joe was afraid he might spoil 'the moment' by getting up, so he called his little boy and sent this...
A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in sex. He gives her a pill but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her.
A guy goes to see a psychiatrist.He says, "Doc, I think I'm hung up on women's breasts."The psychiatrist says, "We'll see. I'll give you a quick word-association test. I'll say.
Little Johnny was about 10 years old and curious as only a boy should be. He had been hearing a lot about courting from other boys so he asked his mother how it was done. She told him to hide behind the curtains some night...
Theres a guy with a 25-inch penis and is always wanting to get closer to the girls he is having sex with. One day he comes upon a witch and.
There are two kids, a boy and a girl. The girl says to the boy my dad is better then yours. He runs into burning buildings and saves lives. The.
A man was sitting at a bar, morosely staring at his untouched beer. The bartender walked over with a sigh, and asked "What's the problem, pal?""My brother just told me that there's a sperm bank in his neighborhood that pays $40 for a donation.""Yeah, so?""Don't...