One day 2 leprochans were having an arguement. so they they went to a convent and they rang the doorbell. wen the nun came out one of the leprochans asked her "sister, are there any nuns my size here?" she replied "no little leprochan, there...
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It is the start of spring and baby bear emerges from his cave looking a wreck. He's skin and bones; his body is shaking; his legs can barely support him.
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An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old pen buggy one cold, blustery January day. The daughter said to the mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put your hands between your legs. The body heat will warm them up."...
A father and his son were grocery shopping when they came across a great display of condoms. The son asks, 'Dad, what's the three pack for?' Father replies, 'That's for.
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know.
A rich couple was going out for the evening when the woman of the house decided to give the butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late and he should just enjoy his night. Well, as it...
A 13 year-old boy comes home from school and his mom ask how was his day was. He replies, "I had sex with my teacher today." "Oh my god! You.
Sex is like math.First you add a bed,subtract the clothes,divide the legs,and hope you dont multiply....
Caught in the Act:A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing.Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: 'Before you...