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Broken Into

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On April 1, 2023
An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken into.She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.The dispatcher...

The Hereafter

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On March 26, 2023

Her minister told an eighty-year-old woman that, at her age, she should be giving some thought to what he called “the hereafter.” She said to him, “I think about it.

Wild Dad

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On March 20, 2023

I took my 66-year-old dad to the mall once to get him new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a.

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Helicopter Ride

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On March 17, 2023
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter." Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars."...

Sharing Everything

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On March 1, 2023

An older couple entered a burger joint. The old man placed an order for one hamburger, french fries, and a drink.When the food arrived, he unwrapped the plain hamburger and.

Young and Old

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On February 27, 2023

An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said, "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for.

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Pickup Line

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On January 27, 2023
A rather elderly gentleman walks into an upscale hotel cocktail lounge. He is very well-dressed, smelling slightly of an expensive after-shave, hair well-groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel. He presents a suave, well-looked-after image. Seated at the bar is an elderly fine-looking lady in...

Secret Spot

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On January 22, 2023

At a restaurant both, celebrating their 50th Anniversary, the husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago?.

Worst Age

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On January 5, 2023

Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.".

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Issues with Pleasure

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On December 22, 2022
An old man went to the doctor. He said, "Doctor, I was wondering if you could help me. My wife and I are not getting the same amount of pleasure from sex that we used to." The doctor looked at the wrinkled old man in...
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