An old, hearing-impaired gentleman visited his doctor. At the end of the visit, his doctor warned him that he had a heart murmur and thus should be careful.Not even a week later, the doctor was surprised to see the old fellow out on the town,...
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"Poor old fool," thought this rich guy as he watched an old man trying to fish in a puddle of water outside of the bar. He decided to invite the.
At a local supermarket, the teenage bagger was helping an older man bag his groceries. One of the rules there was that baggers cannot accept tips when helping people bring.
Shirley and Abe, a rich retired couple from New York City living in Miami Beach, are getting ready to go out to dinner. Shirley says, "Abe, darling, do you want me to wear this Chanel suit or the Gucci?"Abe says, "I don't care."A few minutes...
Two older women met for tea one day and started fussing about their husbands."I do wish my Leroy would stop biting his nails. The sound drives me crazy, and his.
An older man walks into a bar wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard. He sits down at a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender.
An old guy was working out at the gym when he spotted a young hot blonde girl walking in. He asked the trainer standing next to him, "What machine should I use to impress that girl over there?" The trainer looked him up and down...
Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home, reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and.
The doctor, who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life, finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of.
GREAT NEWS !!!!! I just figured it out. I’m a Seenager. (aka Senior teenager) I have everything I wanted as a teenager, only 71 years later. I don't have to go to school, I don’t have to work. I get an allowance (OAS, Social Security etc.). I have my...