Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, “Father, me dog is dead. Could ya’ be saying’ a mass for the poor creature?” Father Patrick...
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On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For.
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is.
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father."...
A stumbling drunk is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a baptismal ceremony by a local stream. The priest notices the drunk and says, "My son, do u.
An altar boy comes to confessional and he says: "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little.
There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of the sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat.As he looks back he sees the shark turn and head towards him. His boat is a ways off and...
There was this little boy who went to a Catholic school in Michigan. One day at school he went to a nun and said, "I would like to have a.
A preacher notorious for his lengthy sermons, watched as a man got up and left halfway through his message. The same man returned just before the finish. Afterwards the preacher.
A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest, “Bless me, father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women last night.” The priest is silent for a moment, and then says, “Go home and cut seven lemons in half....