1.) Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I was the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic." 2.) Man: "So, wanna go back to my place? " Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" 3.) Man: "I'd really like to get...
relationships
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But he wanted to impress his wife, so he took her out for an anniversary dinner and.
One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the ???" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them.
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar. They turn out to be Siamese twins, and they wind up back at his apartment. He fucks one, then starts to work on the other. He realizes that the first one is going to get...
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs.
A newly-wed couple is dining in. The husband is kind of slowly picking in his plate. The wife: - Do you love me? - Yes, I do! You have been.
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. Entertain. And stay home at...
One day a husband said to his wife "Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make love to you really badly." She replied "Well, you succeeded.".
The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work: "I have great news for you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house instead.
do you know there are 1 million battered woman in the world today....and i have been eating mine raw this whole time.