I. I am thy Main Squeeze; thou shalt squeeze no others before me. II. Thou shalt not take the name of thy Squeeze in vain, nor badmouth me behind my back. III. Remember our Anniversary, and keep it holy. Or else. IV. Honor MY mother...
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How do you know if a man has a really ugly wife? Her pet name is Spot.
- A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. - A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars.
Especially hrony one night, Mark rolled over and nuzzled his wife. "How about it, honey...?" he asked tenderly. "Oh, Mark, I've got an appointment with the gynecologist tomorrow," said his wife, going on to explain that the doctor had requested that she abstain from intercourse...
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?" Submitted.
There was a man who had memory loss. His wife got so fed up with him that she decided to take him to a doctor to help him remember things..
Why do men always want their brides to wear white? Because they want their dish washer to match their fridge and stove. Submitted by Glaci Edited by Calamjo
This couple was getting ready to go to bed and when the husband came in from the bathroom his wife was rubbing this cream all over her tits. He said.
A monastery in the English countryside had fallen on hard times, and decided to establish a business to defray their expenses, such as a bakery or winery. Being English, however,.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx I was...