1. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds." 2. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby!" 3. "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!" 4. "Well, couldn't they induce...
relationships
1. The first kind is smurf sex. This happens during the honeymoon period: you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. 2. The second kind is kitchen.
To celebrate their 50th anniversary a couple booked a weekend at Pebble Beach golf resort. On the third tee, the husband said: 'Honey, I have to confess something. Twenty years.
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. -- Henny Youngman The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it. -- Ann Bancroft Any husband who says. "My wife...
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly, a cell phone that was on one of the benches, rings. A man picks it.
Three men are sitting at a bar and each admits that he thinks his wife is cheating on him. "I found a hammer and a tool belt under my bed yesterday," the first man says. "I think my wife is sleeping with a carpenter." "Well,...
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But he wanted to impress his wife, so he took her out for an anniversary dinner and.
The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.
Once upon a time there was a Prince who, through no fault of his own was cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that the Prince could speak only one word each year. However, he could save up the words so...