A woman went to her doctor and complained that her husband was 300% impotent. The doctor replied, "I'm not sure I understand what you mean." She answered, "Well, the first 100% you can imagine. In addition, he burned his tongue and broke his finger!"
relationships
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way. Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a.
A wife with her husband watches TV. Suddenly the husband thumps the wife on her face. - What's that for, honey?? - If there was something for - I'd simply.
May you never leave your marriage alive.
Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your aunt's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day. Colleen has been most difficult - I know I ought to be more.
A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful...
A guy and his fiance-to-be are in the zoo. Suddenly a big hairy orangutan breaks loose from his cage and runs toward the couple. The guy flees and climbs on.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains. They had registered on Saturday and had not been seen for five days..
What does SWM stand for in a personal column advertisement? Sneaking While Married