A man and his wife were traveling in Texas. A highway patrolman pulled the man over for speeding. The cop came up to the car and asked to see the man's license. The wife who was hard of hearing said, 'what'd he say?' He said...
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A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet at the headstone and gets up, to leave when he notices another man crying his heart.
Marriage is a rest period between romances.
A man and his wife had six children and the man was very proud of that. He would boast and brag in any way possible about his six little children. He even got so happy about it, he sometimes called his wife "Mother of Six,"...
Not only is she a little young, but you're sure that you used to date her mother. ...You find out her real name is Vinnie, and you used to play.
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one,.
Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house.
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life. "You never even tell me when you're having an orgasm!" he yelled. "How can I?" she shot back. "You're never.
After going out with his girlfriend for a month, Dave decided he wanted to sleep with her. Unfortunately he still had to share a room with his 9 year old.
A woman walked past her daughter's closed bedroom door when she heard a strange buzzing noise. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked "What are you doing?" The daughter replied "Mom, I'm 35 years...