A new diet study concludes that skipping meals every other day may actually benefit one's health. In response, President Bush proposed a new budget cut to improve the health of the poor.
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What's the difference between Sprint and Monica Lewinsky? They're both ten cents a minute, but you can always bargain.
Republicans tend to keep their shades drawn, although there is seldom any reason why they should. Democrats ought to, but don't.
Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying?A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.
Bill Clinton was riding a horse in a parade. When it was over, he commented to Hillary that the horse he was riding must have been quite a stallion. Hillary.
There was a rumor leaked to the Press today. There is a "UNIBANGER" on the loose in the White House.
What is the difference between bush's tie and horse's tail ? horse's tail covers the whole asshole.
Due to critical problems with prior issues, it was announced today that new Treasury Bonds will soon be issued: The Monica, does not mature; The Gore, has no interest; The.
If the opposite of "pro" is "con", then the opposite of "progress" is "congress".
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into perspective in one of its releases: A billion seconds ago, it was 1959. A billion minutes ago, Jesus was alive. A billion hours ago,...