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politics
A man passed away and went to heaven. When the man arrived at the pearly gates, St. Peter said, "Come on in. I'll show you around. You'll like it here"..
See "Drowing George W." for the liberal version... --- Bill Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in.
Why doesn't Clinton have the courage to call his plan what it really is? "Socialism"
What's the recipe for Clinton stew? Put a tiny weenie into real hot water.
"Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton": Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water Bed Nixon: His biggest fear: the Cold War Clinton: His biggest fear: a Cold Sore Nixon: Carpet bombing.
Hillary and Chelsea are sitting around the table having a mother/daughter talk. Hillary asks Chelsea, "You have been going to college for awhile now. Have you had sex yet?" Chelsea says, "Well, not according to Dad."
Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? - His dick was stuck in the chicken.
Rush Limbaugh is being driven through the country and when he nears a farm, the chauffeur accidentally runs over a pig. Rush Limbaugh says that the chauffuer better go in.
Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury?A: When he's sworn in.