President W. Bush said he was happy with his Tax address to Congress, saying it was "to the point" as planned. What does Bush credit his terse delivery to? His careful selection of the most appropriate malapropisms.
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A man had fallen between the rails in a subway station. People were all crowding around trying to get him out before the train ran him over. They were all.
12. "Let's speed this up--who *haven't* you nailed?" 11. "Aha! So you admit you've had sex!!!! What's it like? Is it fun?" 10. "And the situation in Bosnia didn't distract.
Bill Clinton has been mistakenly characterized as a "yes man" when he is really a "yes ma'am."
As the Democratic Party hones its campaign strategy for next year's election, it might look to Austin, Texas, where Democrats are facing off against Republicans using a strategy experts have.
15> Used the words "British" and "cuisine" in the same sentence. 14> Appears in a Paris Hilton video (the one in which he's in a compromising position with a male.
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...." -The last words of General John Sedgwick, at the Battle of Spotsylvania, 1864
Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy? He didn't want to walk around the White House saying "Cum... Spot ", Cum....Spot!!!!
The Clinton Administration: Stupid is as stupid does.
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: He doesn't! He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free.