Sung to the tune of "Day-O" (The Banana Boat Song) Day-O...oh Day-O, Air force come and they flatten your home Run Mr Taliban, we know where you're hiding, Air force come and they flatten your home Hey USA, USA, USA... Air force come and they...
politics
"I never give my opinion on political matters, but before we bomb Iraq, let's wait two weeks until Geraldo is over there." - Craig Kilborn *** Pythagorean theorem: 24 words.
Bill and Monica are in the Whitehouse when Bill invites Monica into the Oval office because he wants to show her a clock. While in the office Clinton pulls down.
When Chelsea Clinton was young she walked in on her mom getting out of the shower. Pointing to her chest she asked her "What are those?" Hiliary's response was "Oh honey, those are my breasts." Chelsea asked "Will I get breasts?" "Yes, when you're older."...
George W. Bush was walking through an airport last week, when he saw an old man with white hair, a long white beard, wearing a long white robe and holding.
A kid goes to his dad and asks, "Dad, what are politics?" His dad replies, " Put it this way; I am the breadwinner of the family so I am.
Written by a Viet Nam Vet GOD BLESS AMERICA! "In Memory of The Twin Towers" Warning song to Osama bin Laden (the tune of Rawhide) The devil came from nowhere He attacked us from the sky. He bloodied up our nation didn't give a reason...
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, "Noah, in six months I am going to make it rain until the whole world is covered with water and all the evil.
Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight?A: Runs away from the draft.
President W. Bush said he was happy with his Tax address to Congress, saying it was "to the point" as planned. What does Bush credit his terse delivery to? His careful selection of the most appropriate malapropisms.