A mother of a seven year old is called to school where she learns from the principal that her son had just been in a fight. Feeling the pressure under the watchful eye of the principal she calmly says, "I'm ashamed of you Johnny. Fighting...
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A blonde gets home from work early and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting..
A grade school teacher often gave her students Lifesavers as a treat. The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red...................Cherry Yellow................Lemon Green.................Lime Purple ...............Grape Finally the teacher.
The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present. "Who is the most obedient?" he asked. And the kids pointed to the oldest one. "Who never talks back to...
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is.
For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy.
A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy had been looking out of the window. He turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why...
A young boy went into a grocery store and asked the clerk for a can of cat food. The clerk, wanting to have some fun with the boy, told him.
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What's are these, Dad?" To which.
In a 2nd grade classroom, a teacher leads a lesson on the origins of food. It goes like this: Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Eggs!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what...