A teenage son comes to his father and with a smirk on his face. "Dad, remember when I was younger, and you saw me kill a butterfly and you told me 'No butter for a week.'" "Yeah," said the father. "And remember when you saw...
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At a family breakfast the following conversation takes place between a dad and his 5 year old son. Son: "Daddy what are those big round things on mommy's chest?” Dad:.
Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good mostly A’s and a couple of B’s. However, her teacher had written across the bottom:"Sally is a smart.
Little Johnny watched fascinated as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face."Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked."To make myself beautiful," said his mother. After a few minutes, the mother began removing the cream with a tissue."What's the matter?" asked little Johnny. "Giving...
A son told his father he wanted to propose to his long time girlfriend, but he worried if he was ready to get married to begin with. So he asked.
A curious child asked his mother, “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning gray?” The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child about good behavior and.
A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read, "And so the pig went up to the...
A new family in the neighborhood overslept and their six-year-old daughter missed her school bus. The father, though late for work himself, had to drive her. In a rush, he.
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags.
A 10-year-old girl was walking home alone from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to her and asks, "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"...