A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he had found a cat this weekend. The teacher asked if he took the cat home and took care of it. “It was dead,” informed the student. “How do you know?” the teacher asked. “Because I pissed in its...
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After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the obstetrician Dr. Cohen. "Doctor," Mr. Spiegel said, "I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She.
One day a boy and his father were walking through the woods when the son spotted some rabbit droppings. The boy asked his Dad, "What are these Pop?" Wanting to.
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday dress was running so she wouldn't be late for church. As she ran she kept praying, "Dear God, please don't let me be late to church. Please don't let me be late to church." Suddenly, she...
The HMO account manager noticed that nearly every bill from a certain pediatrician’s office included the line item “Behavior modification re-enforcers”. Alarmed that the pediatrician was engaging in some unapproved,.
Jake came rushing in to see his Dad. "Daddy!" he puffed, "Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "That's what they say," said his Dad.
A little girl was attending her first wedding where the whole wedding party was dressed in white. She was watching the proceedings with interest for a while before growing restless. The groom stood at the altar as six bridesmaids walked slowly up the aisle, one...
A math teacher asked her student, "Billy, if both of your parents were born in 1967, how old are they now?" After a few moments, Billy answered, "It depends." "It.
A 4-year-old boy was asked to return thanks before a big dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends,.
A little boy came home eating a big candy bar. Seeing the candy bar, his mother remembered he had already spent all his allowance money. She asked him where he got it. "I bought it at the store with the dollar you gave me," he...