A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, so she said yes. When he went to wipe his bum there was no toilet paper so.
A minister was talking to a children's Sunday school class about the Old Testament story of the children who mocked Elisha on his journey to Bethel. For once, he had.
An elementary school class goes on a field trip to the police station. At the station, an officer points to the 10 MOST WANTED list and tells the children that.
I walked into my sister's kitchen and found my nephew having a snack. "Where's your mother?" I asked. "She is upstairs, said she was going to take a shower." came.
A group of four-year-olds were trying very hard to become accustomed to school. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to.
A teenage son comes to his father and with a smirk on his face says, "Dad, remember when I was younger, and you saw me kill a butterfly and you.
