A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father."...
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As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what.
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa, "Can you make a sound like a frog, Grandpappy? Grandpa, being in a kind.
A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car." Father replies, "O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard is neat, and...
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's.
The kindergarten teacher was showing pictures of animals to her students to see how many they could name. She held up a picture of a lamb, and a little girl.
Two boys met at the playground. They sat on the swings and started talking. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second. "My daddy is an accountant. What does your daddy do for a living?" asked Billy. Tommy replied,...
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. "Where did you get the money for the bike? It.
Little Susie, a six year old, complained, "Mommy, I've got a stomachache." "That's because your stomach is empty," the mother replied. "You would feel better if you had something in.
Two brothers, 6 and 8, were discussing whether the words 'hell' and 'ass' were curse words. They both agreed that they were in the Bible and they didn't believe they were bad words. They decided to try them out on mom. The 8 year old...