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Orientation in Heaven

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On July 25, 2022
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first...

Word Play Eulogy

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On October 5, 2021

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died Wednesday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71. He was buried Friday in one of the biggest funerals in years. Dozens of.

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Expensive Funeral

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On September 25, 2021
Joe passed away. His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned to her oldest friend, Jodi. "Well, I'm sure Joe would be pleased," she said. "I'm sure you're right," replied Jody, who lowered her...

The Funeral

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On September 12, 2021

A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall. They hear a faint moan..

Funeral Comments

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On July 24, 2021

Three friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, “When you are in your casket and friends and family are.

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Final Arrangements

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On January 29, 2021
A woman from New York was getting her affairs in order. She wrote her will and made her final arrangements. As part of these arrangements she met with her rabbi to talk about what type of funeral service she wanted. She told her rabbi she...

Flower Note

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On June 5, 2019

A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read.

Mortician’s Call

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On December 31, 2015

A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary and he's wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like.

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