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Something Nice for Dad

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On May 10, 2024
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill." Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid. The next month, he...

Old Penny Pincher

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On July 1, 2023

An old penny pincher had no friends. Just before he died he asked his doctor, lawyer, and pastor to gather around him at bedside.“I have always heard that you can’t.

A Coffin

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On June 21, 2023

A coffin maker was on his way to deliver one of his coffins when his car broke down just before reaching his customer's location.  He was a strong man, and.

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The Eulogy

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On June 20, 2023
One woman married and had 6 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 3 more children. Again, her husband died. But she remarried and this time had 4 more children. At last, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above,...

Old Aunt Emma

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On March 22, 2023

A couple's happy married life almost went on the rocks because of the presence in the household of old Aunt Emma.For seven long years she lived with them, always crotchety,.

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Message from Beyond

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On January 14, 2023
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. While typing in her address, he accidentally typed an extra letter and without realizing, sent the email to a widow who just...

Elaborate Funeral

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On December 3, 2022

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. One thing that got everyone’s attention, was a huge flower covered heart on the wall behind the casket. After the usual.

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Honest Lawyer

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On September 7, 2022
A lawyer named Thomas Strange died, and his wife was informed by the tombstone maker that he can only fit nine words on the tombstone. So she asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, “Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer.” The inscriber insisted that such an...
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