A man goes on a two-month business trip to Europe and leaves his cat with his brother. Three days before his return, he calls his brother."So how is my cat doing?""He’s dead," said his brother."He’s dead!? What do you mean he’s dead? I loved that...
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One woman married and had 6 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 3 more children. Again, her husband died. But she remarried and this time had 4 more children..
Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him. He asks for 2 witnesses to.
A lovely afternoon finds one fellow and his wife golfing. They have had a wonderful time and the man has had a near perfect game. The final hole, by far the most difficult, wraps around an old barn. With a terrible slice the man puts...
A fellow dies and goes to hell. To his surprise, when he enters his new apartment in hell, he is welcomed by a room full of beautiful blondes. He moves through.
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started back for his car, which was parked on the cemetery road. His attention was diverted to.
Her minister told an eighty-year-old woman that, at her age, she should be giving some thought to what he called “the hereafter.” She said to him, “I think about it many times a day.” “Oh, really?” said the minister. “That is very wise." “It’s not...
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. While typing in her address, he accidentally.
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He.
In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription...