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DMV Lines

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On October 1, 2023
When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local motor-vehicle bureau was packed. The line inched along for almost an hour until I finally got to sit down where the clerk took my picture.I inspected my photo for a moment and commented to...

Tricky Burglar

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On June 18, 2023

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. The desk sergeant says “You’ll get your chance.

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Traffic Violation

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On April 6, 2023
A guy was driving his new Corvette way too fast on the highway.  Suddenly, he heard the siren and saw the police car with its lights on behind him. Hesitantly, he pulled over and waited for the officer, his sun glasses still on, and his...

Broken Into

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On April 1, 2023

An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken into.She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen.

Low Bridge

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On March 9, 2023

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign came up that read, "Low bridge ahead."Before he knew it, the bridge was right ahead of him, and he.

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Crazy Drivers

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On November 26, 2022
Farmer John lived on a quiet rural road. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a...

Dog in Heat

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On October 28, 2022

One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink..

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Reported for Laughing

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On October 22, 2022
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus late at night. She noticed there was only a twenty something year old man on that bus. When she sat opposite him smiled at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile...
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