A girl was a prostitute, but she did not want her grandma to know. One day the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel and she was among them. The police took them outside and had all the...
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“Hello, police department? I’ve lost my cat and… " “I'm sorry lady, but this is not a police job, you can try calling…" “But you don’t understand, this is a.
A priest was driving home when he came across a dead pig lying on the road. He calls the police to inform them. A cocky sergeant answered the call. "Did.
My mom has a lead foot, so I was not surprised when a state trooper pulled us over as we were driving through Georgia. Hoping to get off with a warning, mom tried to appear shocked when he walked up to the car."I have never...
I was driving home from work when I was pulled over for not wearing a seat belt. Three days later, I got the same ticket, at the same stop, from.
In one small rural town the sheriff also fulfilled the role of the town's veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, "Is your.
Three men appear in court, on charges of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park. The judge asks the first defendant, "What were you doing?" "Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond." The judge asks the second gentleman, "And what were you doing?" "I...
A car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. The lady driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car.
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.“But officer," the man began, “I can explain”.“Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going.
Three police officers were standing in line at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asked the first officer, “What did you do with your life?" "I was a police officer," he responded."What kind of police officer?" Saint Peter asked."I was a vice officer. I kept drugs...