Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by God.... "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in...
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Bill Clinton virus: This virus mutates from region to region and we're not exactly sure what it does.
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front.
******************************************************************WARNING, CAUTION, DANGER, AND BEWARE! Gullibility Virus Spreading over the Internet!******************************************************************WASHINGTON, D.C.-The Institute for the Investigation of Irregular Internet Phenomena announced today that many Internet users are becoming infected by a new virus that causes them to believe without question every groundless story, legend, and...
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRIST Conversion to ASCII values: MS-DOS 6. 21 77 83 45 68 79 83 32 54 46 50 49 = 666 WINDOWS95 87 73.
Politically correct virus: Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism".
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expands back to 200MB.AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.MCI virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the...
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None. He just calls a meeting & makes darkness the standard.
It's time to turn your computer off and read a book when.... 1. You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail.
Did you hear about the new computer virus? It's called the "Lorena Bobbit Virus". Apparently, it turns your hard drive into a 3 1/2 inch floppy!