What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
Dirty jokes
What does Michael Jackson and XBOX have in common? Their both made of plastic and little kids both turn them on.
A man joins a nudist colony, takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A 6-foot blonde walks by him; the man gets a hard-on.Blonde: "Sir, did you call for.
Q: What do you call a kid with a mushroom for a penis? A: Kyle Hejna
One night a man walked into a bar and saw a beautiful women sitting at the bar. He walked up to her and asked "how much is it for a.
Through all the thngs that came to the pass...Our love has grown...but not as big as your ass
A young woman was having a physical examination and was embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed."I'm so ashamed, Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go."The physician was checking hers eyes and ears."Don't feel...
it was said that posh spice was having an affair with michael jackson. He denied it as he was in Brooklyn at the time
This guy decides he's going to play a little joke on his wife one day. As she steps out of the shower, he grabs one of her breasts and says,.
A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for Social Security. After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his drivers license to verify his age. He looked in his...