A guy goes to the tatoo parlor and offers the tattoo artist $1,000 to put a $100 bill on his willie. The artist agrees, but is curious and asks the man why he wants to do this. The man replies, "I have my reasons which...
Dirty jokes
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Shortly after he recovers from his an anesthetic his surgeon comes in and tells him: "Well, I've got good news and.
What's the difference between love,true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling
Q. what sexual position makes the ugliest children? A. well i do not know, ask your parents.
Jean Pierre was having a costume party and told all his friends that they must come dressed as an emotion. The night of the party the doorbell rang and there.
Bert had been married for years, and was starting to have some problems getting it up. One of his friends told him that he should surprise his wife one of.
"Why don't chicken wear underpants?" Because their pecker's on their face!
A leper walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a clod beer. The leper is sitting there, enjoying his beer, when he notices a man across the bar, staring.
An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk. The young man really loves peanuts..
A man was walking through the desert and had not eaten for days. He came across a church, went in, knelt at the alter and prayed, "Good God, give me some food!" As if by magic a lump of meat dropped at his feet. Overjoyed...