Q: Why do tampons have strings? A: So you can floss when you get done eating...
Dirty jokes
There was this guy at the patent office counter and said," I want to patent this Peach." The clerk asked,"What's so special about your peach?"The guy said, taste it, so.
How can you tell when barbies got her period? The tick tacs are missing.
During his monthly visit to the corner barbershop, this fellow asked his barber for any suggestions on how to treat his increasing baldness. After a brief pause, the barber leaned over and confided that the best thing he'd come across was, er, female juices."But you're...
A man walks into a bar with a leather bag and says to the barman will you give me a free drink if i show you something really amazing and.
A textbook nerd is at the beach one day, baring his chest and showing off his pale, shrunken chest, and of course all the girls are laughing at him and.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that is..... hangin on the wall ....ART what do you call arts arms and kegs hangin next to him.... peices of art Out in the middle of the ocean...BOB what do you call...
your mamas so old she oes Jesus two dollars!
Bert had been married for years, and was starting to have some problems getting it up. One of his friends told him that he should surprise his wife one of.
I shot my teacher with a 44stud I went to her funrierll heck I went to her grave while everone threw flowers I threw a gernade 5 years later she rose from the dead my friend deven choped off her head