After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a desk in the distance. Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is that your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No,...
Dirty jokes
A man walks into a wall with full erection and brakes his nose.. --- A flasher is thinking of retiring but changed his mind deciding to stick it out for.
The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant. "Doctor," she explained, "the baby seems to be ailing. Instead of gaining weight, he lost three ounces this week." The.
On Fred's 86th birthday one of his female neighbors, from down the hall in the old folks home, came into his room and unzipped his pants. She the proceeded to strip him of his pants and skivvies. She sat down on the bed with him...
Q: How do you make your wife scream after an orgasm? A: Wipe your dick on the curtains.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids don't eat broccoli!
A recent survey asked 100 women if their c#*t twitched after sex. 98% replied no he usually just rolls over and falls asleep.
A man and a woman are sitting side by side at a bar getting really wasted. They are both really depressed. The man asks the woman why she's so down.
"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline......" If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have.
Q. What's the speed limit of sex? A. 68; at 69 you have to turn around.