Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner as usual when her husband's coworker, Tim, arrives at her door."Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've something to tell you.""Of course you can come in. You're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?""That's what I'm here to...
Author: wptangerine
A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day when they collided at the point where the pathways meet. They immediately began to.
Mr. Burford was checking out of a hotel when suddenly he had to poop really bad.The toilet in his room wasn't working, so he bolted down to use the lobby.
Grandpa and granddaughter were sitting talking when she asked, "Did God make you, Grandpa?""Yes, God made me," the grandfather answered.A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, "Did God make me, too?""Yes, He did," the older man answered.For a few minutes, the little girl seemed...
Before the final match, the American wrestler's trainer came to him and said, "Now don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this.
A guy underwent a surgery and met with his doctor afterward to discuss next steps in his recovery. Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering, doctor?" Doctor :.
One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth."Eighty dollars", says the dentist."That's a ridiculous amount!" the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?""Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an aesthetic, I...
A man called his wife from work one Friday afternoon and told her to pack his bags for a fishing trip. He told her that he and some guys from.
A young woman knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "What have you done, child?" asked the priest. The woman said, "Father, I have.
A blonde is on board a small two seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio. "Mayday, mayday! My pilot just died!" Ground control receive her call for help and answers back: "Don't worry, madam....