TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? VINCENT: One dollar. TEACHER(sadly): You don't know your arithmetic. VINCENT(sadly): You.
The year is 2028 and the United States has elected the first woman as well as the first Jewish president, Sarah Goldstein. She calls up her mother a few weeks.
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "No, sir," the clerk replied. "Interesting." the boss said. "You see, I never did either but.
Jake came rushing in to see his Dad. "Daddy!" he puffed, "Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "That's what they say," said his Dad.
While visiting Annapolis, a lady tourist noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand. "What are they doing?" she asked the.
A new supermarket opened near my house. They feature 4D experience while shopping to bring you closer to nature. There is an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh..
