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Field Trip

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On March 25, 2024
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry. During the tour some of the children wanted to go to the toilet so...

Water Gun

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On March 24, 2024

When my three-year-old son opened the Christmas gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased..

Honest Lawyer

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On March 23, 2024

An investment counselor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, so she.

Two sons

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On March 22, 2024
Two men sank into adjacent train seats after a long day in the city. One asked the other, "Your son go back to college yet?" "Two days ago." "Hmm. Mine's a senior this year, so it's almost over. In May, he'll be an engineer. What's...

Church Offering

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On March 21, 2024

A pastor explained to his congregation that the church was in need of some extra money, so he asked them to consider being more than generous. He offered that whoever.

A Woman’s Purse

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On March 20, 2024

My husband was trying to embarrass me at a party by carrying on about all the stuff women carry in their purses. Instead of getting angry or blushing I said,.

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Usual Tip

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On March 18, 2024
Johnny paid his way through college by being a waiter in a restaurant. "What's the usual tip?" asked a customer. "Well," said Johnny, "this is my first day, but the other guys said that, if I got five dollars out of you, I'd be doing...

Infinite Gifts

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On March 16, 2024

An angel appears at a college faculty meeting and tells the Dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of.

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Slow Train

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On March 14, 2024
A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside. "What's going on?" she yells out the window. "Cow on the track!" replies the conductor. Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace....
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