An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll just run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until...
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Yo MAMA's so fat see couldn't even fit in the house
ARTERY. . . . . . . . .THE STUDY OF PAINTINGS BACTERIA. . . . . . . .BACK DOOR OF A CAFETERIA BARIUM. . . . . ..
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