HI My NAME IS LACEY AND THIS IS A FUNNY joke!!
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One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the.
A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them..
There has been opposition to every innovation in the history of man, with the possible exception of the sword.
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Shortly after he recovers from his an anesthetic his surgeon comes in and tells him: "Well, I've got good news and.
Q. Is your dad a terrorist, because you are the bomb!
You know you've had too much coffee when... * You can type sixty words a minute with your feet * Instant coffee takes too long * You chew on other people's fingernails * You answer the door, before people knock * You sleep with your...
This man stops over to visit his grand parents, during a hot spell, and finds his grand father standing in front of the air conditioner without any pants on.Man says:.
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll.
Yo MAMA's so fat see couldn't even fit in the house