your momma so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
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One day a cowboy was riding down the trail. He came upon a fork in the path. At the fork he looked down and found an indian lying bucknaked on.
15> Double your measure, double your gun 14> Share a stick with the one you love 13> Just like the Cubs at Wrigley Field, you, too, will be able to.
Home on the Web ----------------- (to the tune of "Home on the Range") VERSE: Oh give me a site where the links all work right -- one that doesn't take too long to load -- where the text can be seen on my 13-inch screen...
What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter he ain't gonna come anyway.
What is the definition of a hillbilly virgin? An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers.
Bumper sticker I spotted recently on the 405 freeway (In L.A.):"Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window."
Entra un hombre a la iglesia y se acerca al confesionario; el sacerdote al verlo llegar pronuncia: "Ave Mar�a Pur�sima. Dime hijo, �en qu� te puedo ayudar?" El hombre, ni.
Story of a Physics student who got the following question in an exam:"You are given an accurate barometer, how would you use it to determine the height of a skyscraper.
Bill Clinton and the Pope both died on the same day. Due to a minor clerical error, the Pope went to Hell, while Clinton went to Heaven. When the Pope arrived in Hell, everyone realized the mistake. Due to an issue with the union, they...