Two old men are sitting outside the town hall, where a flower show is in progress. One complains, "Cripes, life is boring. We never have any fun! For $5, I'll streak naked through the flower show!" "You're on!" the other geriatric says. The first old...
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One day a plane filled with lawyers crashed down into a feild. The next day the police came to investigate the accident. They saw the farmer that owned the feild..
A very rich man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." He said,.
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going...
Why won't they hire Blondes as pharmacists? They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell.
So there's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul...
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is the express degree you told me.
Q: Four gay men walk in a bar to have beer they find only on chair. What do they do to all sit down? A: They turn the chair upside.
your momma so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed.