1. Sit and stare at someone and don't stop staring. 2. Pick out someone to have a crush on then constantly stalk them. (this one especially works....I've done it before! but I actually have a crush on the person, hehe:) 3. When someone talks to...
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A certain virginal and shy college freshman was lucky to have a roommate who was considerably more experienced. When the bashful boy broke down and explained his predicament, his roommate.
Tonto and the Lone Ranger had a falling out... because the Lone Ranger discovered that "Kimosabee" actually means... "asshole!" Submitted by Curtis Edited by Yisman
One beautiful morning a athiest was walking through the forest, admiring natures surroundings... He looked up and saw the trees swaying in the wind high above him and smiled... He saw the river glisten in the sun twinkle like a new born star and it...
How did Helen Kellers parents punish her when she would misbehave? They would rearange the living room. Also leave the plunger in the toliet.
Party Etiquette: Drinking Your Fair Share. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up. Introduction to Parking.
There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong. The electrical engineer suggests...
I, ________________ (state name here), swear...uhhhh...high-and-tight... grunt... cammies... ugh... Air Force women.... HOORAH! So help me Corps. Thumb Print:___________________ Date:______________
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet? Mom: No Jim, what made you ask? Baby: Every morning, Daddy goes up to the toilet and says: "Oh God! Are you.
Veamos como se afectan los mensajes mientras bajan por la l�nea de autoridad. Del director general al gerente: El viernes pr�ximo, alrededor de las 5 de la tarde, aparecer� el cometa Halley en esta zona. Se trata de un evento que ocurre cada 76 a�os....