A plane hit a patch of severe turbulence, and the passengers were holding on tight as it rocked and reeled through the night. A little old lady turned to a minister who was sitting behind her and said, "You're a man of God. Can't you...
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Wandering dejectedly in the Garden of Eden, Eve told God, "I'm lonely. I'm tired of eating apples by myself.""Okay," God said, "I'll create a man for you."Eve said, "A man!.
Two friends were about to start playing golf when one said, “I have the greatest golf ball in the world. You can’t lose it.” The other golfer replied, “How so?”.
There was a barber who paid close attention at the service whenever the topic of evangelization was discussed. He thought he should be doing more to share his faith with his customers.One morning, during his prayer, the barber said, “Lord, today I’m going to witness...
A neighbor asked his friend, who was celebrating 50 years of marriage, what the secret was to a long and happy marriage.His friend replied, "When we were first married, we.
On the way out of the church one Sunday morning, the preacher grabbed Jack by the hand and pulled him aside. "You need to join the Army of the Lord,.
Two friends were adrift in an open boat, and it looked bad for them. Finally, one of them, feeling hopeless, began to pray."Oh Lord," he prayed, "I've broken most of thy commandments. I've been a hard drinker; I cheated on my wife; I gambled, but...
The science teacher was teaching a class on earth science and lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees, and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you.
Two elderly, excited Southern women were sitting together in the front pew of a church listening to a fiery preacher. When this preacher condemned the sin of stealing, these two.
I took four tires to a friend’s garage sale and was asking $35 apiece. I needed to step away for a bit so I asked him to watch them for me. "Sure," he said, "but just in case someone offers less, how low are you...